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Would People Say This About Christianity in America?
February 28, 2009, 9:24 pm
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“In Africa Christianity changes people’s hearts. It brings a spiritual transformation. The rebirth is real. The change is good.” – Matthew Parris, atheist journalist

Source: Christianity Today magazine (March 2009)



Is There Such a Thing as Christian Music?

This is another post in the series about Christian Isolationism. This one covers the topic of Christian music.  The Christian music industry brings in about $700 million annually. That is a lot of money.  But is it worth it?

First of all, the big question is, “What is Christian music?”  There is no such as thing as music that is Christian. Music itself is neutral. Lyrics can be Christian, evil, righteous, negative, postive, etc… Music itself (as in the playing of sounds) can not be. When I was growing up, I remember being taught about the “devil’s music.” How the devil played an instrument in heaven and uses music now to deceive us.  I was told that the devil mostly prefers the drums. In fact, if you played the drums, demons were released through the metal rims of the drums. This was backed up by evidence of voodoo tribes in Africa using drums to worship the devil. I wish I was making this up, but I am definitely not (I think many of these same people forgot the piano was once only used in bars).

But there is no instrumental music that is evil. I don’t care how loud it is or how crazy it sounds, you can’t define it as “Christian” or “Satanic.”  The words themselves is where the difference is.

So, we definitely don’t need a Christian music industry to create “Christian music.”  That leaves the lyrics.

Does every song have to mention Jesus and God and Crucifixion and Resurrection?  I don’t think so.  Instead of pushing for that, why don’t we push for my positive lyrics and artists? I have worshipped God through the lyrics in a U2 song as much as anything I’ve heard in church. The same is true for other artists.  Don’t tell me you can’t be a “regular” music artist and sing about God. There are all kinds of artists who do.

Many struggling artists know that it is easier to make it in Christian music than other industries because they take “lesser” talent. You can make some money and get some fame there and then move on to the “real” industry.

It’s ironic that successful  Christian artists who tried to “crossover”  with their music (Amy Grant, dctalk, Michael W. Smith and others), were persecuted and ostracized because they were becoming “worldly.”

In addition, contrary to popular belief, Christian artists aren’t perfect and often don’t act as Christians.  Christian music artists have disappointed many fans for various reasons.  There have been many artists who have had affairs, gotten involved in drugs, came out of the closet and went on to sing popular lesbian songs (Katy Perry used to be a Christian artist).

With today’s technology, music can be disseminated so quickly and widely, that you don’t need a record company. Just make some really good music and put it out there. Don’t label it.

We don’t need more Christian music artists, we need more music artists who are passionate followers of Christ. This would change the music industry.



Why Do We Have to Have Christian Schools? Part 2

In my last post I talked about some of the issues I have with Christian schools. I have had some good discussions out of it and I am very thankful for the conversations and the differing points of view.

There are a couple of other issues I have with Christian schools that I want to briefly mention and then wrap this thought up:

The school I went to was sorely lacking as far as education goes. By that I mean that we had less opportunities to learn. We had no wood shop or metal shop or pottery or orchestra or anything like that. We had just enough subjects to pass the state requirements.  The teachers were not required to be certified (only a degree of some kind), and this lead to some very poor teaching. Aside from Math and English, my teachers were pretty bad. I remember using a history text book that was over ten years old and I distinctly remember my Bible teacher being so fed up with our class that he asked us what we wanted to do in class for the rest of the semester. We said we wanted study hall and he was happy to oblige. Now, don’t get me wrong. I know this is definitely not the case in every Christian school, but a lot of Christian schools I have known are lacking from an education standpoint. My friend teaches at a Christian school right now and teaches subjects he was not trained to teach.

The last issue I want to bring up is the issue of safety. Why do we feel the need to make sure kids are “safe”?  By “safe” we usually mean “safe from the world.” That is completely antithetical to Christianity. God didn’t just save us so we can bide out time until He takes us to heaven. He saved us to make a difference in the world and build His kingdom here on earth.  If we are talking about their physical safety, do we really think we can keep them safe? God never guaranteed safety for any of us and has frequently placed people in severe danger for the sake of His work and message. Just a few years ago a man went to an Amish school (about as safe as you can get), killed several of the kids and wounded others before killing himself. Do we really think we can keep our kids safe from all the evil in the world by putting them in a Christian school? I don’t think so. At the Christian school I went to you knew who you could talk to if you wanted drugs, alcohol or sex.  Obviously, since there’s less kids, there’s less of a chance of being offered drugs, but it will most likely still happen.  There are exceptions to this thought depending on the school district you are in, but most of the people who can afford to send their kids to a Christian school live in a neighborhood with relatively “safe” schools (if there is such a thing).

So, here’s the main point for me. Just because you are a Christian or are raising a Christian family, doesn’t mean that you have to go to a Christian school or send your kids to a Christian school. There are exceptions to all of the things that I have said in my last post and this post. Each kid is different and kids learn differently in different settings. For some kids, a Christian school might be better for them (although not neccessarily better than a private school), for other kids they will shine in a public schools setting. What I am trying to do is to get us to rethink why we have Christian schools and why we send our kids there. I want us to rethink why we have Christian schools. If you still believe that your kids should go there, that’s great.  I am not saying everyone has to believe what I believe. I just want us to really believe it and I’m not sure you can do that unless you’ve doubted it first.  But above all I want to get the conversation started, and it has already begun.  I would love to hear from you.



7 Keys To Raising A Good Christian Family
February 20, 2009, 4:08 am
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Brad Ruggles has a great sarcastic post about raising a Christian family. Mentions some of what I talked about earlier about Christian copies. Good stuff. Click here to read. I posted it below:

Don’t Spare The Rod

We all know that the “rod of correction” will drive the devil out our kids. If the rod works and keeps the naughties away, why be stingy with it? Give em a good whack on the behind before they go to bed. Who knows what evil thoughts they were thinking during the day that you didn’t know about?

Oh Be Careful Little Eye What You See…

Start them young on a steady diet of Veggie Tales. As they get older you’ll be able to start weaning them off that into pre-teen Christian classics like Bible Man (what’s cooler than a superhero that prays?).  Just make sure they don’t start watching The Simpsons. Before you know it, they’ll be dancing, which leads directly to listening to hip-hop music.

Find Christian Versions of Popular Cultural Trends

Culture is bad. We’re in the world but not of it which means that we need to clean up all the things our kids watch, see or do before they’re destroyed by their corrupting forces. Here are some examples:

There’s no end to the things in culture that can be made better by making it “Christian.” Even popular board games like Monopoly, Outburst and Scattegories have their Christian counterparts – Bibleopoly, Outburst Bible Edition and Scattergories Bible Edition.

Buy Them a Dog Named Goliath

Probably the best Christian claymation cartoon of all time was Davey and Goliath. Goliath could roller skate. Who doesn’t want a dog who not only talks, but also roller skates? It’s the best of both worlds, if you ask me.

Remind Them of the Danger of Jeans

Boys=Forbid Them to Wear Jeans to Church
Girls=Forbid Them to Wear Pants of Any Kind to Church

Everyone knows that Charles Darwin, not Levi Strauss during the California gold rush, was the inventor of jeans. Darwin thought that denim slacks was the natural evolution of pants. Since we boycott most of Darwin’s ideas, ipso facto, we boycott jeans at church. When it comes to girls wearing anything but modest skirts and dresses to God’s House, that’s also a big no-no. If boys find out that girls have legs, that might lead to dancing (see above for why that’s bad).

Make Sure They See You Reading the Bible.

The Bible’s pretty awesome. Pretty much everyone knows that. But that doesn’t mean your kids read it. You need your kids to see you reading the Bible so they’ll want to. Simple as that. My suggestion is that you hang out right outside their bedroom to do your daily Bible reading, and occasionally say things like “AHA!” or “THAT’S INCREDIBLE!” or even “YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!” Before you know it, they’ll be highlighting verses faster than you can say premillennial dispensationalism.

Don’t Pay Them an Allowance

…but make them do lots of chores. When they complain, remind them that they’re storing up treasures in heaven. That’s how my dad got me to mow the lawn for free growing up.

If you do all these things, your kids should turn out pretty normal…anything we left out?



Why Do We Have to Have Christian Schools? Part 1
February 20, 2009, 2:42 am
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I was educated at a Christian school here in Michigan. I attended that Christian school from pre-school until I graduated from high school. I was given the distinguished honor of Salutatorian, which means I was second in my class. This is greatly muted by the fact that I only had to do better than 12 other kids.

My wife was educated at a different Christian school here in Michigan. She started going in her later elementary years until she graduated from high school. Needless to say I am well acquainted with Christian schools. As a product of a Christian school I feel that I have earned the right to criticize it.

The first wave of the modern Christian schools were founded in the 1960’s (these are mostly schools associated with larger churches). Oddly enough, these schools were started just as the public school system was being integrated. I had a Christian school administrator tell me that other Christian schools were started to keep segregation in the schools, but assured me that the founders of his school did not have that mission in mind. The idea was that a Christian school can pick which students it accepts, so this would allow the “Christians” to keep their schools segregated. This makes sense because Sunday is still the most segregated day of the week.

There are two “arguments” for Christian schools that I have heard most frequently. The first is that you can’t pray in a public school. This is completely absurd since anyone can pray in a public school. What they mean by that is that the public school does not endorse or allow praying out loud. Apparently, the alternative to this is to create an isolated place where we can pray out loud any time we want. This is simply reacting to culture instead of changing it.

The second big argument I hear frequently is that public schools teach evolution and don’t teach the Bible.  It seems to me that the church and the home have been set up by God to teach the Bible to children. Why do we feel it should also be the responsibility of our education system?

Basically, the public education system changed in ways we didn’t like, and in a knee-jerk reaction to it, “we” started our “own” schools and abandoned the public education system. No wonder our public schools are so dark, we have taken the light from them.

Isn’t the point of Christianity to take the message of the kingdom to the world? To be “salt” and “light” to this dark world. Paul said, “If our gospel is hid it is hid to them that are lost,” (2 Corinthians 4:3).  We are hiding the gospel by isolating those who have the gospel! Do we not believe that Christian young people can make a difference? Do we believe they are too young to be “light?” I think we underestimate them if we do.

In Part 2 I will talk about the education and safety factors of Christian schools.



Is it a Sin to be Average? by Larry Osborne
February 18, 2009, 10:48 pm
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Larry Osborne from North Coast Church wrote a great article at Catalyst Space. You can click here to read it. I have posted it in full below:

IS IT A SIN TO BE AVERAGE?

By Larry Osborne | Senior Pastor, North Coast Church

As a young pastor I had the idea that God calls every Christian to do great things. My faith heroes were all mountain-moving, charge-the-hill spiritual warriors. I assumed full submission to Jesus would transform anyone into a spiritual Braveheart; kicking-butt for Jesus and marshalling a battalion of others to do the same.

It sounded good. It was motivational. It was pure baloney.

Worse, it was spiritually dangerous. Not just for me, but for my flock. It filled me and the rest of our leaders with pride. It overwhelmed my congregation and non-leader types with unrealistic and unreachable standards of spirituality. And, I’m pretty sure, it ticked God off.

Are Average People Second Class?
The problem was that, like many leaders, I believed there was something seriously wrong with low-drive Christians. I tended to project my own passion and calling onto everyone else. Since I’d heard my call so clearly, I assumed anyone who didn’t share the same vision and fervor must not be listening to what God had to say.

But then he brought two remarkable people into my life. They weren’t remarkable for what they accomplished; they were remarkable for who they were.

Both were as godly in character as anyone I’ve ever met, but neither one had a leadership bone in them. When it came time to charge the hill, they opted to serve on the supply line. When I called on people to step out and do something daring, they smiled and politely demurred. And they weren’t much for “spiritual disciplines” either. They couldn’t point to a lot of kingdom accomplishments.

But when it came to obeying scripture their character, relationships, and integrity, they were two of the most Christlike people I’d ever met.

Frankly, I didn’t know what to do with them. Their godliness messed with my head. It contradicted all my paradigms of spirituality. For the first time, I began to wonder if God could actually be pleased with simple folks who love him, love their family and friends, and then die without ever having done (or wanting to do) anything significant. To put it more bluntly, I began to wonder if there was room in the kingdom for mediocrity. Could someone be average and still please God?

I’ve come to the conclusion that the answer is yes — a resounding yes.

Now it’s important to note that I am not talking about cold and lukewarm Christians who wave the banner of Christ but live as they please. I’m talking about wonderful people of integrity and obedience to God’s Word who simply don’t register much on the intensity or impact meter—and never will.

They aren’t second-class citizens.

If you think about it, by definition, half of any group will always be below average – no matter what scale we use. These people matter to God. Yet I viewed them as subpar. And in so doing, I did them and our Lord a disservice every time I beat them down with exhortations and pathways of discipleship designed primarily to motivate and produce leaders.

I’ve since come to realize that if our church doesn’t provide pathways of spirituality that work for everyone, we’re presenting only a partial gospel; good news for leader types, but a suffocating and harsh yoke for everyone else.

Studies show that over fifty percent of men will never read a book. Yet most of our models of discipleship emphasize reading and personal Bible study. It’s as if we can’t conceive of anyone being spiritually mature before the Guttenberg Press.

Or have you noticed that most of our books on spirituality are written by hard charging type-A personalities or introverts, with bright minds, a passion for reflection, high self-discipline, and good education?

There’s lots of good stuff in there. But to the dyslectic, the adult with ADD, the overwhelmed mom with three preschoolers underfoot, or the shy types who get tongue-tied and panicked when asked to talk to a stranger about Jesus, the path they offer isn’t one of knowing God better as much as it’s a path of shame and inadequacy.

Those of us with hill-charging vision have to find ways to grow and disciple those who want to stay and live in the suburbs while we conquer the world. We have to affirm the kind of folks Paul was addressing when he wrote: Make it your ambition to lead a quiet life, to mind your own business and to work with your hands, just as we told you, so that your daily life may win the respect of outsiders and so that you will not be dependent on anybody. 1 Thessalonians 4:11-12

What I Learned From A Shoemaker In Corinth
My heart for non-leader types was awakened by my two friends mentioned above. But it solidified while reading through the New Testament. As I was reflecting upon the early church and the church-planting efforts of the apostle Paul, it dawned on me how much my leadership bias had blinded me to the reality of life in the first-century church.

For instance, I’d always assumed that Timothy, Titus, Silas, and the rest of Paul’s missionary partners represented the standard fruit of his ministry, that they represented what every Christian under my leadership needed to know and what they all, ideally, would become.

But I was missing the obvious. Timothy and Titus were not the standard fruit of Paul’s ministry. They were the rare and unusual; they were leaders. Most everyone else (the vast majority of the people Paul led to Christ and the vast majority of people in the churches he planted), never became leaders or joined Paul on one of his missionary journeys. Instead, they stayed behind as the farmers and merchants, mothers and fathers, sons and daughters who did nothing more than quietly live out changed lives through Christ.

I began to recognize the miracle and majesty of what I now call the “Cobbler in Corinth.” I don’t mean the pie. I mean the Corinthian shoemaker who after turning to Christ stopped visiting the temple prostitutes, became scrupulously honest in his business dealings, and started treating his wife and children with a love and respect unknown in the pagan and Roman world. And though he may have never planted a church, spent hours in study or solitude, or courageously preached on a street corner, he crossed the finish line still loving and following Jesus.

In God’s eyes his life was a win-a big win. But in my eyes, up to that point, he was a loser, a pew sitter, a drain on missional focus.

Yet in reality, it was the “cobblers” left behind in Corinth who turned the ancient world upside down just as much as the zealous missionaries bouncing from town to town. Both were needed. Someone had to be out on the edge, spreading the word; someone had to stay behind and live it out.

All this has radically altered my approach to ministry and discipleship. It’s not that I’ve stopped focusing on leaders and leadership development. It’s not that I’ve lost vision or the drive to do great things with God.

But I have stopped trying to make everyone into a leader.

I no longer confuse spirituality with leadership, or zeal with righteousness.

As a result, our church has leaders AND followers who honor one another and live out their different callings to the glory of God and the expansion of his kingdom. For me and our leaders it’s been a great thing — it’s undercut our pride. For the average guy and gal in our church it’s been a freeing thing — it’s released them from the false guilt of comparison and gift projection.

And I’m pretty sure God is no longer ticked off. Because my zeal and passion is no longer leading our flock toward a land that was first settled by a previous group of spiritual zealots. The folks we call Pharisees.
For more of Larry’s thoughts on spiritual formation check out A CONTRARIAN’S GUIDE TO KNOWING GOD, Spirituality for the Rest of Us. This article was adapted from A Contrarian’s Guide To Knowing God, published by Multnomah Publishers, a division of Random House, Inc. © 2007

Larry Osborne is one of the senior pastors and teaching pastors at North Coast Church in Vista, CA. His books include A CONTRARIAN’S GUIDE TO KNOWING GOD, STICKY CHURCH and TEN DUMB THINGS SMART CHRISTIANS BELIEVE due out in April 2009. You can catch his blog at LarryOsborneLive.com



Christian Isolationism

I want to spend my next few posts writing about something I have been thinking a lot about: Christian isolationism. What I mean by that is I want to write about the multitude of ways mainstream Christianity continues to isolate itself from the rest of the world.

In other words, why is it that Christians have to have their own version of so many things? Here’s a list of what I mean: Christian schools, Christian music, Christian book stores, Christian video games, Christian movies, Christian clothes, etc.. The list could go on and on on.

The verse often used to justify this is 2 Cor. 6:17. This verse is referring to Isaiah 52 and says, “…come out from them and be seperate.” This is the part of the book when Paul tells them that light has no “fellowship” with darkness. I think the point of this is that we should not “become” the world. I don’t think the point is to isolate yourself from the world. How else can we be light in the darkness? The point is to continue to be light. Don’t turn into darkness.

Somehow this “in the world, not of the world,” has turned into “copy the world but do it with less excellence.” Really all of the things I listed above are just copies of what already is, except for the most part they are bad copies.

So, I want to take a little bit of time over the next few days and weeks to talk about some of these things that we have put “Christian” labels on. Christianity is not a label, it’s a lifestyle. Stay tuned, and let me know your thoughts.



New URL for Fundy Failure
February 17, 2009, 5:13 pm
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For those of you who type in the URL for this blog all the time, you don’t have to do that anymore. Now, you can just type in fundyfailure.com and it will take you to the blog. That also makes it easier if you want to tell someone else to find it. fundyfailure.com is all they need. If you get this through a feed reader, nothing should change.



Best Jesus Video Ever
February 12, 2009, 3:27 am
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A couple of years ago Vintage 21 Church in Raleigh, NC released some great videos that mock our misconceptions of Jesus. This one is my favorite:



Who Cares How Old the Earth is?
February 8, 2009, 2:22 am
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I try not to make a habit of listening to Christian radio. It usually makes me mad and it’s not good to get mad while you’re driving (I think they call that road rage). Anyway, I happened to tune in for a few minutes last week to listen to the afternoon talk show host give evidence for why the earth can’t be any older than 20,000 years (or somewhere around there).

Anyway, it got me thinking about all the stuff I have heard in my many years of fundamentalist Christian training about the age of the earth. Things like God made everything on the earth already old to fool people (because we all know God exists to throw us off). I couldn’t help but ask myself this question, “Who Cares?”

Really, who cares how old the earth is? If we as Christians believe that God created it why does it matter how long it’s been since he actually created it? The age of the earth is defended as if the entire Christian faith was being held together by the “young earth theory.”

If the earth is 100 million years old, would that make the Bible untrue? Would our faith crumble? Absolutely not. In fact, many biblical scholars (including many ancient church fathers) believed that the six days in Genesis chapter one are most likely not literal (see nottheend.info for some good material). There is no single major denomination that has the six day Creation as part of it’s doctrines. Defending the age of the earth sounds like an act of desperation. It makes us come off as arrogant, because this is a science issue and most of us are not scientists.

To a world seeking hope and looking to Christians to offer some, the age of the earth is completely irrelevant. The majority of people really don’t care how old the earth is. Why waste our breath defending something that is not in any way central to our faith?